Joke jokes
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.