Joke jokes

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?

Because it can't hit home.

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your mom #69.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.