Joke jokes
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
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We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.