Joke jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.