Joke jokes
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.