Joke jokes
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.