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Joke jokes

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."