Joke jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.