Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Joke Jokes
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
The worst joke is no joke ;)
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
