Joke jokes
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mom.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.