Joke jokes
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
kiibati orojo?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.