Joke jokes
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.