Joke jokes
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.