Joke jokes
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.