Joke jokes
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]