Joke jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?