Joke jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic ð
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
A special quote: âNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!â
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ðð
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why doesnât Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canât sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heâd have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.