What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Joke Jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I should just flush this joke away.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
