Joke jokes

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

DJ Croos joke.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.