Joke jokes
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
DJ Croos joke.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.