Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Joke Jokes
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I can't stand disability jokes.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
