Joke jokes
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I love fard 😋
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.