Joke jokes
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What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.