Joke jokes
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!