I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ðð
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why doesnât Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canât sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heâd have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
