New Joke Jokes - Page 88 - Worst Jokes Ever

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.