Joke jokes
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.