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Joke jokes

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.