Joke jokes
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.