Joke jokes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
DJ Croos joke.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.