Joke jokes
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.