What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Who even needs white jokes?
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
