Joke jokes
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.