Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Joke Jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
