Joke jokes
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.