What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Wanna hear a joke? You.