This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."