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Joke Jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
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