Joke jokes
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.