Joke jokes
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.