Joke jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”