Joke jokes

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

My mom calls me.

Me: WHAT MOM?

No answer.

Me: WHAT?

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?

"Sari."

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.