Joke jokes
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.