Joke jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
You. You're the joke.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!