What is a vampireâs favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Joke Jokes
Why donât they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, itâs too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Donât worry, itâs too long.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didnât, there was no lift...!
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Why couldnât the bike stand up?
Because it was âtwo tiredâ!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.