Joke jokes
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.