Joke jokes
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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.