Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Joke Jokes
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.