Joke jokes
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What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!