Joke jokes
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
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What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!