Joke jokes
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.