What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Joke Jokes
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.