Jail jokes
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.