Jail jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.