Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
