it's jokes

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

It's still depression, by the way.