it's jokes
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
my new twin
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
"Lune, it’s me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!