it's jokes
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.