it's jokes

Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Where’s the English Channel?

Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because it's not original at all.

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

What time is it?

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because it had no body to dance with!