it's jokes

Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

"Fuck the school, fuck it!"

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."

I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.