it's jokes
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.