it's jokes
It's still depression, by the way.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.