it's jokes
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Off brand Hollow Knight
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What time is it?