it's jokes

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

Because it always cheated.

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

-THE END-

This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."

Get it? I read? No... ok.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Lemme tell you a little story.

It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow… then faster.

So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

And finally… you peel back the last plank.

And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s Anne Frank.

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.