it's jokes
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.