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Crack

    • One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

    The man asked for some crack.

    The woman turned around and said, "Here."

    That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

    The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

    Santa

    • What did Santa use as a candy cane?

    Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

    Okay.

    What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

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    Skyrim

    • Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

    If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

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    • Insult

    • You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

    You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

    You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

    You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

    You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

    You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

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    • Friendship

    • When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

    Bet

    • "1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

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    • Mom

    • Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

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    • Nun

    • At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

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    • Girl

    • I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

    I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

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    • Solution

    • It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

    Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

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