it's jokes
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?