it's jokes

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.

How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

Q: Why is marriage not a word?

It's a life sentence!

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.