it's jokes
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.