it's jokes

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?

It's between cheeks at the moment.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

What day can you have sex on?

Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

Uranus spins on its side.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

Gloves!

JK, he hasn't opened it yet.