it's jokes

Girl

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Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Orphan

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Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Wordplay

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Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Tower

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Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Aqua

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Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Mirror

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Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Trophy

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It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

Penis

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Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.