it's jokes

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?

What's funny about sex? I don't get it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of it. 🐛

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.