it's jokes
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
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In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!