it's jokes
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.