it's jokes
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)