it's jokes

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂