it's jokes
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Helen Keller def faked it.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.