it's jokes
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.