it's jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.

The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.