it's jokes
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
It's me, the Joje.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
It's cavers.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.