it's jokes

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

It davving on the eons, broski.

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Plagiarism!"