it's jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!