it's jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
I was watching the news and heard a segment about a blind hooker who got stabbed 40 times.
At least she didn't see it coming.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?