it's jokes
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.